A Taste Of Ralphie May
Tuesday, August 4th, 2009
Funnies
Editorial: Emily Litella On “Small Pirates”
Thursday, January 29th, 2009(With a loving nod to Gilda Radner, gone too soon and forever a brilliant light…)
“We now turn over the microphone to our guest editorialist, Miss Emily Litella, who has some important views to share with us. Miss Litella:”
“Thank you, Cheddar. I’m good and worked up over this. I keep hearing about all this effort to get rid of small pirates, and it got me to thinking, maybe they can’t do anything else! I mean, it must be difficult to go through life as a small person, never being able to reach the top shelf, needing special cars for small people, and so forth. It’s a hard life, just think about it! Now I say, let’s not punish the small pirates, let’s embrace them! Make them feel special, even though they’re small. Perhaps if we spend more time building up their self esteem and less time making them feel that they can’t do anything right, it just might bring about a better…”
“..Uh, Miss Litella.”
“Yes, Cheddar?”
“Miss Litella, that’s Somali Pirates.”
“Salami? That doesn’t make any sense. Who likes salami enough to…”
“No, Miss Litella, SOMALI. From Somalia. It’s a country on the African coast.”
“Oh, oh I see. Are they small?”
“I believe they’re regular size. They hijack cargo intended for foreign destinations, and they hold the ship and crew for ransom. Sometimes they kill innocent people. When goods don’t get through to their intended destination, people suffer.”
“Suffer? Oh, that’s bad. I’m not in favor of that.”
“No, I don’t think that anybody believes that you…”
“Somali? Not small? I see…well…that’s very different, isn’t it?
Nevermind.”
The Late Great Mitch Hedberg
Thursday, November 27th, 2008
…lame intro, the rest is classic Mitch…
Ricky Gervais: Fat People
Tuesday, November 25th, 2008
FOBB “Sis” Presents: Ricky Gervais
Saturday, November 22nd, 2008